Hello, everyone! I’m back with review and translation again. This time, I’ll review Shin Domoto Kyoudai (again). This is the episode when Takamina becomes a regular in this show. I won’t translate the whole show. Just some of funny moments in this episode.
The download link is in the end of this post.
So here goes my review! :3c
The show starts in the backstage (dressing room). There are the duo KinKi are recording for the opening in front of Takamizawa’s dressing room.
Tsuyoshi: We’ve been filming this show for 10 years. Takamizawa who had been healthy now become like this… *bends his body*
Takamizawa: *comes out from his dressing room* Who the hell do you think an old man? Yay… I’m (still) healthy!
Tsuyoshi: Maybe he’s sleepy…
Kouichi: Starting from today, we’ll have new members for regulars. We’ll barge into their dressing rooms one by one and do a sudden recording inside. And this kind of recording might be just once in the whole time; now.
Tsuyoshi: An instruction is given to them to show their enthusiasm (to be a regular in the show) while impersonating. Maybe they’re waiting in their dressing room nervously now. Some of them have read the script yesterday so now they are preparing some tools for the impersonation. It will be embarrassing to put those kind of tools on, right?
Kouichi: Well, if it’s me, I’ll put them on casually.
Tsuyoshi: …please make this secret.
The first one is Makki (Makihara Noriyuki).
Tsuyoshi: The first one is this person. Let’s get inside. GOOD MORNING!
Kouichi: We won’t knock the door first.
Makki is dressing as a kappa.
Tsuyoshi: Today we’d love to interview one by one of the new members of the show so please tell us your enthusiasm to the camera.
Makki: *speaks and hums random phrases*
Kouichi: I totally don’t understand what he said. It isn’t even counted as an enthusiasm words.
Makki: *continues speaks and hums random phrases*
Kouichi: Do you understand what he said?
Tsuyoshi: To tell you the truth, I don’t understand at all either.
Makki: *points at Tsuyoshi* Kouichi-san is…umm…(born on) Jan, 1st, right?
Kouichi: You pointed at the wrong person!
The next person’s dressing room to be barged is Takamina’s.
Tsuyoshi: Let’s go without further-ado.
Takamina: *while impersonating someone* Hello. Good afternoon.
Kouichi: I don’t have a single idea what is she doing now.
Takamina: *uses the bag as a camera*
Kouichi & Tsuyoshi: Oooo!
Kouichi: *laughs* I got it!
Tsuyoshi: Yeah, I got it too but…
Tsuyoshi: You’re wearing a low quality (cap).
Kouichi: Yeah, so low! Show us your enthusiasm.
Takamina: “I want to leave something…”
Tsuyoshi: That was good, righ?
Kouichi: Yeah. You did your best.
Takamina: Thank you very much.
The next new member is Nishikawa Takanori (T.M Revolution)
Tsuyoshi: The next person is a bit dangerous. He’s easily failed with his jokes. Let’s enter his room!
Duo KinKi told Nishikawa that Makki wore a wig and Takamina drew beard around her mouth while Nishikawa is appearing plainly. And when Nishikawa is asked to show his enthusiasm, he speaks like Donald Duck. Not really speaking anyway. Just a random babbling. And he’s fail there. Kouichi told him to remorse his failed acts before they start the recording for the show. w
(Kinda lazy to translate this part, so let’s move to the next segment. Gomen. w)
The guest in this episode is Tokunaga Hideaki-san. The show has renewal with its regular members and a new segment like “Truth or False Doumoto”. The narrator will tell the members about a fact of the guest. The members have to guess the fact; true or false.
(The next translation started from 09:15)
Narrator: Tokunaga-san had ever been selling Soumen in the past. True or false?
Everyone chose “True”
Narrator: And the answer is?
Tokunaga: It’s true.
Tsuyoshi: A part time job?
Tokunaga: Yes. When I was in high school, I worked at my friend’s house that was selling Soumen. I picked and delivered the customer’s orders.
Tsuyoshi: You went door to door to sell it?
Tsuyoshi: For both of us (KinKi Kids) we don’t have any experience of doing part time jobs.
Takamina: Me neither…
Takamizawa: I had. I worked at a Futon shop. There was a shop in a department store named “Nishikawa Futon”.
Kouichi: And you promoted it “This futon is 100% made of my hair!”
Takamizawa: I didn’t do that!
Tsuyoshi: That’s scary.
Takamizawa: I also worked as a truck driver’s assistant.
Tsuyoshi: What did you do?
Takamizawa: I helped him to carry the loads together.
Kouichi: Makihara-san, do you have any experience of part time job?
Makki: Yes. My parents’ house was an electricity goodies store. Like installing AC.
Makki: I brought it until the 5th floor of the apartment complex to do the service.
Kouichi: How about you, Nishikawa-san?
Nishikawa-san was working in an udon shop. And he told about how he creates the udon in a large hot pot.
Tsuyoshi: Wow! Sounds great!
Kouichi: Takeda-kun, don’t you have any?
Takeda: I had. I had been working in a hamburger shop. I didn’t eat hamburger before because I was a yokel. That’s why…you know…
Audience are laughing because of Takeda’s sudden silence.
Takeda: I made a lot of mistakes.
Tsuyoshi: That’s right. You were about to say something but you felt the words arrangement seems going to be wrong, right?
Takeda: Yes. Thanks for confirming it.
Tsuyoshi: Your eyes look quaking.
Takeda: C-Can I have a moment? Right now I’m feeling awkward here. And I believe if I say this everything will go smoothly…
Tsuyoshi: What do you want to convey?
Takeda: We have new members here and what should we call with each other?
Everyone is laughing again.
Kouichi: I know, right?
Nishikawa: But Tokunaga-san is here too! It’s not like he’s going to be always here from now on.
Kouichi: The guest is completely left behind.
Takeda: If we don’t decide it, you suddenly called “Takamina” from “Takahashi-san”. And I thought; “Huh? Since when that distant sense came?”
Tsuyoshi: Yeah, yeah. I can feel that too!
Takeda: (to Tsuyoshi) You thought that just now too, right?
Tsuyoshi: Yeah, I thought so. You know, Takamina and Takammy are (close to similarity)…
Everyone: Aaaaah! That’s right!
Kouichi: But Takamizawa-san is Takamizawa-san.
Tsuyoshi: Shall we make into “Takamiza”?
Nishikawa: Your tone… *laughs*
Tokunaga: (to Nishikawa) Have you ever been called “Futton”?
Nishikawa: Who? Me? Why “Futton”?
Kouichi: Why “Futton”?
Nishikawa: Was it because of the Futon Shop? Eh? Is it a joke description?
Continue to the next segment
Narrator: When Tokunaga-san was 8 month, he was pressing his hands together and praying in front of a picture of his grandfather and made the surrounding shocked in his grandfather’s funeral. True or false?
Everyone chose “True”
Narrator: And the correct answer is?
Tokunaga: It’s true.
Takamina: Wooow! Amazing!
Tsuyoshi: In 8 month?
Kouichi: Does it still remain in your memories?
Tokunaga: I don’t remember but my mother talks about that a lot.
Takamina: What did you sing in that choir*?
*Takamina mistaken 合掌 (Gasshou=pressing palms together and pray) with 合唱 (Gasshou=Choir)
Kouichi: No, no, no! We were talking about this! *pressing palms together*
LOL! Look at that confused face! XD And everyone is laughing at her.
Takeda: That’s a good one! Yeah!
Tsuyoshi: Wait… Wait a minute. Can anyone please bring a thing harder than this? *pointing at his True or False sign*
Takamina: It’s Tokunaga-san we’re talking about. And it is possible to him to attend a choir!
Tsuyoshi: Please bring a thing harder than this…
Tokunaga: Attending a choir in 8 month is way too amazing, isn’t it?
Kouichi: And it wouldn’t be just Tokunaga-san. There would be a lot of babies.
Tsuyoshi: It’s like his 8 month pals are there. And they would sing and sit like this.
Everyone is still laughing.
Tsuyoshi: It reminds me about a photo when I was three years old in Shichi-go-san ceremony. I prayed and faced to the sun. While wearing a hakama… Then I asked; “Mom, what’s with this photo?”
Kouichi: When I was in shichi-go-san, I was being taken to a photographer… And I was forced to wear hakama too. And I had to walk to that photographer workplace while wearing that outfit is too embarrassing to me. Then the photographer took my photo. And I was making an unpleasant face in that photo. Since that time I started to hate photography.
Tsuyoshi: I see… For example, AKB members are changing pose for every photo, right?
Takamina: Yes, that’s right.
Kouichi: REALLY? No way!
Takamina: In the opposite, it’s so fun!
Tsuyoshi: *is explaining while makes some pose*
Kouichi: Are you girls really doing that??!
Takamina: Yes, we are!
Tsuyoshi: Let me say this; I often do that too when I’m alone.
Tsuyoshi: Come on, let’s try!
Kouichi: WAIT! What do you think about this, Tokunaga-san? Are you making some poses too?
Tokunaga: I do change some angles.
Tsuyoshi: I know, right?
Tokunaga: *explains and makes some poses*
Tsuyoshi: (to Kouichi) And you don’t change poses. Like Can Cam.
Kouichi: We have a cameraman. Show me how to make some poses. Tsuyoshi, go take around 5 shots. Please do.
Tsuyoshi is posing in the “sudden” photo session while Nishikawa is doing some photobombs XD
Kouichi: Oh, I see…
Tsuyoshi: It helps the photographer to choose which good photos are.
Kouichi: (to the photographer) Did you take a good one?
Tsuyoshi: He did, right?
Takamina: Kouichi-san, your turn!
Kouichi: Can you do it too?
Aaaaaaand he doesn’t move his body even an inch! XD
Takamina: Is his expression not changing? Eh? He doesn’t change his expression!
Takamizawa: We don’t know if the photo is taken or not!
Tsuyoshi: Okay. Next is KinKi Kids’ turn.
Tsuyoshi joins with Kouichi in the photo session. Tsuyoshi made some poses while Kouichi didn’t at all!
Takamina: Kouichi-san, are you a mannequin?
Kouichi: Takamina, show us what you’ve got!
Takamina: I have confidence in this!
Kouichi: I’ll study from you.
Takamina: Of course I’ll do some Idol poses.
The photo session start and she gets praised by some members while…Nishikawa is photobomb-ing again and Tsuyoshi joins him XD
Kouichi: Eeeeeh? Like that? Oh, no! It’s embarrassing!
Koucihi: Ok, alright, alright…
Takamina: I could, see?
Kouichi: (to the photographer) Who do you think is the most interesting?
Photographer: It’s Takahashi-san.
Tsuyoshi: There are some devices on her heels and I moved her *is pretending to use a remote control*
Kouichi: I’m not good with this…
The next segment is about “Tokunaga-san got a heartthrob moment when he saw cheerleaders in a high school baseball tournament in spring”. That statement is false. The one who made his heart throbbing was green turtle.
Kouichi: I saw Takamizawa-san when he was pointing out his sign. He was putting too much energy when pointing. And Kouichi noticed that.
Kouichi: Were you thinking that it’s true if it was you?
Takamizawa: (to Tsuyoshi) Don’t you think so?
Tsuyoshi: Wow. He threw it to me.
Kouichi: But you know, when we were teen, we are already in the entertainment industry. We had never been walking together with a girl in school uniform.
Kouichi: … *looks at the audience* What? Oh, sorry, you all weren’t high school girls? *with a sarcasm tone*
Kouichi: How about you, Takamina?
Takamina: I had never either. There was a couple who were hugging each other in Shinjuku. And I thought about them with a murderous intent. And I was like; “You bastard…”
Tsuyoshi: “I’m here working already!” like that?
Takamina: Yes. I was thinking like that.
(*Note: KinKi Kids and Takamina are talking about this in a term of idol’s golden rule. w w
Kouichi: Were you in Yutori education era?
And they’re reminiscing about their past; Education, Sports, and so on XD
Move to the last segment; Shin! Best Hit Takammy~
Takamizawa: …Takamizawa—Oh, wait that’s wrong.
Everyone is laughing XD
Tokunaga-san would sing a song from Nakayama Miho-san’s “Sekai-juu no Dare Yori Kitto”. And he’s collaborating with Takamina.
Takamizawa: This song will be a duet for Tokunaga-san and Takamina tonight.
Kouichi: You’re very nervous, right?
Takamina: This is bad… This is bad… The truth is, when I was trying to focus in the talk segment, I couldn’t hear about the “Futton” talk properly just now.
Everyone is laughing.
Kouichi: It can’t be helped!
Takamina: No… I couldn’t hear it properly…
Aaaaaaand, enjoy the performance!
I wonder if Takamina was crying after singing this with Tokunaga-san xDD
Maybe this is the first time Takamina met Tokunaga-san. Some of you must be know that Takamina is close to him. Close in a term of…father and daughter maybe? If you remember one episode of Bokura no Ongaku, where Acchan and Tokunaga-san as guests, they were talking about Takamina. And Acchan is envy of Takamina and Tokunaga-san’s relationship. Tokunaga-san said that Takamina is actually a spoiled kid. And Acchan agreed that XD
(I believe someone already make a subtitle for that show so I don’t need to translate that (Bokura no Ongaku) one :3)
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